Coffeezilla Defense
If you need to prove your innocence, you might need lawyers. If you can't afford them, you might need this shirt. It features the famous conspiracy board in bright red and reads:
Coffeezilla Defense
Our Internal Investigation Revealed We Did Nothing Wrong (fine print)
More details
Short Sleeve:
- 4.3 oz./yd², 60/40 combed ring-spun cotton/polyester, 32 singles
- Side seams
- Tear away label
Long Sleeve:
- 100% combed ring-spun cotton
- Lightweight fabric: 4.3 oz/yd² (149.2 g/m²)
- Slim fit
Size & fit
Short Sleeve: View Size Chart
Long Sleeve: View Size Chart
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
